Overheard in a Bookstore

"You should read this. It's enlightening."

"What's it about?"

"It's like enlightening."

"Tell me what it's about already."

"It's enlightening. It's about a guy who goes on a journey."

"Is it going to be too hard for me to read?"

"A fourth-grader could read it."

"What's an alchemist, anyways?"

"Uh... I don't know."